Dealership Stuntin'?

[Jimmy N.]

Turn in ur membership aarpHCF.org card in. lol

Oops. Another thing I don't have.
Guess I'll just drive the 'Hawk from now on. They're more youthful, aren't they?

 

[Hickster]

Looks great taking and picking up the kids at school. Standing in line with the young mom's in your manly Hawk eye. But,, I have always said, young kids have young mom's. Just got to know when to bail.

 

[Jimmy N.]

No kids, that I know of. Maybe that's where I went wrong?

 

[Yoguard]

Looks great taking and picking up the kids at school. Standing in line with the young mom's in your manly Hawk eye. But,, I have always said, young kids have young mom's. Just got to know when to bail.

Picking up kids is still illegal in fla, right? Stick to the moms...😂

 

[Hickster]

Now see that is where things turn for the worse standing in line at the pick up Mom's play boy line. Kids are goats, close to those min a turds peoples. But hopefully the children smell a bit better than kids. Hickster has raised a few with other's poor bastards child support $$$ but never sprouted my own. Close a few times but a cana ter of nitrous and find another and keep mooo ving on. At my age you spend your nights at the investment free dinner spots cause it is 7 to 1 and they all have $$$ and dinners are pretty good. OH, LOOOK SEE J J and the circus is on. Makes me sneeze these idiots are monkeys.

 

[2pac]

Now see that is where things turn for the worse standing in line at the pick up Mom's play boy line. Kids are goats, close to those min a turds peoples. But hopefully the children smell a bit better than kids. Hickster has raised a few with other's poor bastards child support $$$ but never sprouted my own. Close a few times but a cana ter of nitrous and find another and keep mooo ving on. At my age you spend your nights at the investment free dinner spots cause it is 7 to 1 and they all have $$$ and dinners are pretty good. OH, LOOOK SEE J J and the circus is on. Makes me sneeze these idiots are monkeys.

I applied your strategy a long time ago, f*ck em and duck em. Women are like cars there will always be a newer and better model that you want to get into.

 

[Hickster]

A new crop graduates every year. Turn em out.

 

[Magnified]

Okay, be honest, how many of you do this?

Car shopping with the wifey over the weekend and was looking at the 2020 Jeeps when I heard some guy blast around the corner in a WB RE. This dealership area has a full circle road on the inside and buddy looped it about 3 times before before pulling into the dealership. He then proceeds to rev a few times coming in, then backing into a spot right infront of the salesmen. Jumps out the car with his lady and proceeds to yell out (while looking like the wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man) "I don't need any help, just looking!"

However, it wasn't just this guy doing that. In the course of about an hour, 2 non-WB Hellcats did the same thing, with one of them also pulling into the dealership, revving, then getting back on the road.

All of these guys, are middle aged. Think retired hawaiian attire, complete with velcro sandals (nice weather in California).

This is cringey as hell.

 

[04Ram2500Hemi]

This is literally how I see the whole forum.

 

[1971demon]

This is literally how I see the whole forum.

Optometry hasn't quite made it to your neck of the woods in NC I take it...

 

[Hickster]

I don't condom shop with the wife, well cause I don't have one. Got close this last time, but she walked out on me and our $82,000 adopted child she has rid in, in twice. It was a major walk out on me and our child. Cat want even talk to her. I wood have married this one for health insurance and social security. 37 years at the same job. Being a contractor for 35, you have better things to spend you a'ls SS $$ on entertainments like dancers other than a ventilator at 70. Like getting snip, snip, snipped at the prime young age so no little monkeys running around at 70. When I am working on my last case of Oxy's attempting to die with titties in my head. But having to use a stun gun to fight the 35 year old monkeys out of my Oxy box. Stun gun at every bottle.

 

[Magnified]

This is literally how I see the whole forum.

I only do this around police stations.

 

[landoawd]

Optometry hasn't quite made it to your neck of the woods in NC I take it...

I pictured you peering over readers to get that snark typed out.


So, add readers to the list and we're getting close.

 

[Yoguard]

I pictured you peering over readers to get that snark typed out.
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So, add readers to the list and we're getting close.

Ouch....🧑🏻‍🦼

 

[landoawd]

Ouch....🧑🏻‍🦼

These old folks have been around long enough to not get their Depends in a wad.

 

[Plasticman]

I live in the south. It's cut off jeans, a plaid shirt, John Deer hat and cowboy boots when I do my donuts at the dealership in my Hellcat. But, honestly, I keep it calm and just do a burnout right before pullin' in for my oil change. Nothing sweeter then burnt tire in the air for all to breath..

Rob

 

[Phizzle]

Alright, I'll have to do this the next time I visit a dealer. I don't have velcro sandals though...will "jesus slides" suffice?

 

[Stormtrooper1320]

Alright, I'll have to do this the next time I visit a dealer. I don't have velcro sandals though...will "jesus slides" suffice?

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Sure....but if you're gonna go the hippy route, you need to make sure that you're feet are really, really dirty....

 

[Yoguard]

Alright, I'll have to do this the next time I visit a dealer. I don't have velcro sandals though...will "jesus slides" suffice?

After ur burnout, rub the rubber soles in the burnout residue and go do a slow roll around the dealer’s desk! Show these young (?) whippersnappers how it’s done...
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[Magnified]

I live in the south. It's cut off jeans, a plaid shirt, John Deer hat and cowboy boots when I do my donuts at the dealership in my Hellcat. But, honestly, I keep it calm and just do a burnout right before pullin' in for my oil change. Nothing sweeter then burnt tire in the air for all to breath..

Rob

I do a burn out over the oil change pit....

actually, just had it done. Used an alignment lift; supplied the oil and filter; made sure the guy did the oil cooler; and thanked him. He was running around with a 1500 whp twin turbo fire breathing F-body... temporarily out of commission. Good mechanic.