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Redeye Contest For Member # 797

Member # 797 Entrants


  • Total voters
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DGatzby

6000 Posts Club
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#797
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SW Twin Cities
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MN
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2019 Dodge Challenger Redeye WB
#81
Breaking News CNN----- DGatzby Russian connection evidence. Picture leaked to CNN by whistle blower
View attachment 3595
How will DGatzby explain this?
You will not believe the cash offered for the simple plans for a tune and suspension mods by those fools! That’s the truth. They never got to that in the depositions yesterday. How else can I explain getting rid of the ‘15! You guys have to cut me some slack. Otherwise, how can I function appropriately as #797 now as your elected one? Damn it, I’ll get Rudy to help me too!
 


RedEye19FL

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#989
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Bradenton
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FL
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United States
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2019 TorRed Challenger RedEye
#82
I think someone should write a book about DGatzby's escapades. Call it, "The Great Gatzby". Oh wait...…...
 


OLDBAYCRAB

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2019 Challenger WB Redeye Octane Red
#83

OLDBAYCRAB

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#84
But if he"s impeached, won't we all have to live with a Ford??
Oh please God... not a FORD. Just kill me now!

OBC
 


OLDBAYCRAB

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2019 Challenger WB Redeye Octane Red
#85
You will not believe the cash offered for the simple plans for a tune and suspension mods by those fools! That’s the truth. They never got to that in the depositions yesterday. How else can I explain getting rid of the ‘15! You guys have to cut me some slack. Otherwise, how can I function appropriately as #797 now as your elected one? Damn it, I’ll get Rudy to help me too!
OKAY OKAY OKAY

If Rudy Giuliani is going to help you, you're going to need this....

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Consider it a "GoFundMe" seed money contribution for bumbling boob legal representation.

Certainly not a bribe for #797 reassignment. That would never happen here.... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::giggle::giggle::giggle:

OBC
 


tkracing1

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#970
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Bay Area
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CA
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United States
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2017 challenger
#86
OKAY OKAY OKAY

If Rudy Giuliani is going to help you, you're going to need this....

View attachment 3618

Consider it a "GoFundMe" seed money contribution for bumbling boob legal representation.

Certainly not a bribe for #797 reassignment. That would never happen here.... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::giggle::giggle::giggle:

OBC
Too late... how do you think I became a mod?
 


RedEye19FL

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2019 TorRed Challenger RedEye
#87
Oh please God... not a FORD. Just kill me now!

OBC
Hey, I resemble that! I had a Ford Lightning for 18 years. Great truck!
 


DGatzby

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2019 Dodge Challenger Redeye WB
#88
OKAY OKAY OKAY

If Rudy Giuliani is going to help you, you're going to need this....

View attachment 3618

Consider it a "GoFundMe" seed money contribution for bumbling boob legal representation.

Certainly not a bribe for #797 reassignment. That would never happen here.... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::giggle::giggle::giggle:

OBC
That is chump change. I know my guys are keeping silent[twothumb]
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Demon1

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Naples
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FL
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United States
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2018 Dodge Demon
#89
I just heard @DGatzby had an affair with a stripper. I heard it first hand from my wife who heard from her brother’s wife’s cousin’s sister-in-law who’s husband had an affair with another stripper at the same club.


OK, that makes DGatzby a winner! He can keep #797.:ROFLMAO:
 


OLDBAYCRAB

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#90
Hey, I resemble that! I had a Ford Lightning for 18 years. Great truck!
Only owned 1 Ford in my life. Mustang II. A total POS which was all I could afford in my early years but, purchased new.

Ford trucks are good. Cars.. not so much from my experience.

OBC
 


DGatzby

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2019 Dodge Challenger Redeye WB
#91
I just heard @DGatzby had an affair with a stripper. I heard it first hand from my wife who heard from her brother’s wife’s cousin’s sister-in-law who’s husband had an affair with another stripper at the same club.


OK, that makes DGatzby a winner! He can keep #797.:ROFLMAO:
Did they speak about the others in the chain of clubs? What a blast!
 


Hickster

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2018 Hellcat Challenger
#92
Red Neck Contest for Member 666. Yes you
 


Demon1

500 Posts Club
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FL
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2018 Dodge Demon
#93
Did they speak about the others in the chain of clubs? What a blast!
So you weren't faithful to Stripper#1 either? We will identify those and issue subpoenas. We shall get to the bottom of this. ;)
 




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